Colleen laid in the bed, stretching brought back memories
of last night, in Technicolor. Dinner
and the movie were fun, but the tryst out by the car that made her see
stars. She had never had a spur of the
moment sex up against her car before, out there where anyone could walk up on
them. She felt like a teenager again.
Stretching again, reminded her that this felt better than when she was a
teenager. Jon knew just the right way to
achieve a star bursting orgasm, better than Bobby Mac did in the backseat of
his dad’s Chevy. Just as she was ready
to get up, her cell phone let her know she had a text message.
Jon: Good morning
Colleen:
Good morning what are you doing up this early?
Jon:
I have to bring my sisters-in-law to the bar.
Colleen: Oh, so, you slept alright?
Jon: Best sleep I’ve had since the last time we
fucked.
Colleen: Ooh mister romantic.
Colleen sat up in the bed and looked at her clock. Seven in the morning, ‘Good thing I only have to dress
and go downstairs.’
Jon:
We can try romantic tonight.
Colleen:
promises, promises.
Jon:
not a promise, that’s a given.
Colleen got out of bed and went into the closet to
dress. It was a jeans and tee-shirt kind
of day.
Colleen:
Tell the ladies if they want to bring something to change into before lunch,
they can put it upstairs before we start cooking.
Jon:
Okay I’ll tell them. See you in a while for my good morning kiss.
Colleen: Promises, promises.
Jon:
No, that’s another given.
Colleen dressed and headed down to the bar.
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Jon got out of bed and groaned, he was getting too old to
have monkey sex up against a car.
Getting a glance in the mirror on the back of the closet door, he
noticed a bruise on his neck, where Colleen, used for not letting the
inhabitants of the house, know what was going on. Smiling as the memory he pulled out jeans and
a sweatshirt, then went into the en-suite bathroom for a quick shower.
Once dressed he went downstairs to the kitchen, where he
found Dessie and Nina sitting waiting and drinking coffee. Jon grabbed his travel mug and filled it up.
“You two are happy this early in the morning,” Jon said
as he leaned on the counter. Those two
were giggling when he came into the kitchen.
“Oh we were laughing at something we watched last night.
After we went up to bed.” Nina said.
“Yeah, it was interesting,” Dessie said to which started them both to
giggle again.
Jon rolled his eyes.
“Oh yeah, Colleen said, if you want to bring a change of
clothes, you can put them in her apartment over the bar.” Jon started to walk out of the kitchen. “We leave here in twenty minutes, I’ll meet
you two at the car.”
“Okay,” Dessie giggled.
“The car,” Nina said with a belly-busting laugh.
Jon just shook his head.
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Jon pulled back into the driveway, after dropping off his
sisters-in-law’s. Colleen walked him to
the car and gave him his morning kiss, which made the lack of sleep worth it. Maggie loved her roses that he picked up
while they were at lunch yesterday. See, he was romantic, because he picked up
some for Colleen too.
Getting out of the car, he headed into the house, only to
find his brothers in the living room.
“Hey, you’re back already?” Matt asked.
“Yeah, I was kicked out of the kitchen, by Maggie. No roosters
in the hen house, or something like that,” Jon huffed.
“That’s so they can talk about us,” Tony said with a
laugh.
Matt chuckled at what Tony had said.
“What is it with this family and laughing today?” Jon
asked as he went to fill his empty travel mug with more coffee.
“Oh, well it has to do with something we watched last
night,” Matt said when Jon came back into the living room.
“That’s what Dess and Nina said.” Jon sipped his coffee
“Yeah it was inspiring,” Tony added.
“Yep, inspiring,” Matt agreed with Tony. “Made my evening orgasmic.”
“Yep, orgasmic,” Tony tried to see if it sunk in on big
brother.
Shaking his head, Jon gave up on his brothers making
sense. It was like his sisters-in-law,
laughing at certain times along the ride to the bar. Jon started to walk past Matt and Dessie’s
room, but thinking better, he walked into the room and looked around. Nothing seemed out of place. He moved to the other room beside his, which
was Tony and Nina’s room. Shaking his
head, it was just a room, just like the other one. King bed, chest of drawers, two nightstands,
a bench at the foot of the bed, closet, and windows.
Getting up he headed to his room at the end of the hall.
All three rooms were the same, just the master had an en-suite bathroom, so it
was larger with a window facing the front of the house and two facing the side
yard. Sitting on the bench at the foot
of his bed, his mind replayed last night and this morning. No nothing unusual than any other night in
the house. They had dinner, watched a movie, then he walked Colleen out to her
car, said good night, had monkey sex out at her car. He came back into a quiet house, the older
kids were still in the basement watching television and playing video games. He
had noticed when he set the alarm before coming up to his room, he had seen
them on the monitor. His brothers and
sisters-in-law were all up in their rooms, so they couldn’t have watched something
with the other kids.
“Hey Dad,” Romeo yelled up the stairs. “Mrs. Moody’s dog is standing on the hood of
your car.”
Jon jumped up from the bench and went to the window to
look at the dog, ruining his new paint job on the Chevelle. Throwing up the window he yelled down to the
dog.
“Murphy, get off the damn car, mangy mutt,” Jon yelled at
the poor Jack Russel who just barked his head off. “Romy, go get Murf off the car, before he
does more damage to the paint.”
Jon watched Romeo go reaching over the hood to get the
fourteen pound Murphy off the hood of his car.
Then it hit him. Last night, in
the dark, orgasmic. Rushing into Tony’s
room he pulled back the curtain. ‘No,
No, No, fuck NO.’ Leaving that
one and going into Matt’s, he had the same view. A little different but the
same fucking view.
“I’ll fucking kill the both of you,” Jon yelled as he
came thundering down the stairs.
Laughter could be heard throughout the house, as the two
brothers ran out the back door and down toward the beach.
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After putting Nina and Dessie to work chopping veggies
for a huge salad and melting butter to slather the tops of the rolls, Colleen went
back to helping her mom peeling potatoes.
“See this is why we need to add to the family,” Maggie
said as she peeled another potato.
“You should’ve had more than just me and Jamie,” Colleen
said as she finished peeled another potato.
“I need more Grandchildren,” Maggie moaned that set Nina
and Dessie laughing.
“Well mom, you’ll have to wait till Rose gets a little
older, and Jamie and Sarah have you some more,” Colleen picked up another
potato to peel.
“Why don’t you have any kids, Colleen?” Dessie asked, as she tore up another head of
lettuce.
“I can’t,” Colleen dropped the potato into the pot. “I was really sick a couple years ago, they
harvested some eggs, but it just wasn’t meant to be.” She was used to the questions and the sad
looks she got from others who had kids.
“I think that was why I changed my major, and went into teaching.”
“You could always use those eggs you have saved,” Nina
said looking over at Dessie, who smiled and winked.
“I told her that years ago, but she keeps saying it isn’t
time,” Maggie went over to Nina and got the buttered rolls to go back into the
oversized bar cooler.
“I just don’t want to use a sperm donor,” Colleen wished
they hadn’t started the conversation.
“What do you tell a child when he or she gets old enough to ask why
Daddy isn’t around,” Colleen gave up on the now walnut-size potato she made out
of the once large potato.
All four ladies murmured things Colleen had heard before.
“Patty, number 12489, had other plans,” Colleen gave her
pat answer to the question. “Most guys
my age have kids and don’t want more.
I’m happy with my seven hundred kids over the years, to make up for not
having my own.” She grabbed the pot and
took it to the stove and started the potatoes to cook.
They worked in silence for another hour before both Nina
and Dessie’s phones chirped.
Not one but two messages at once. One for their husbands that just said ‘He
knows.” And one from Jon that was a little longer but they got the
warning in a message that ended up with ‘you say nothing to Colleen about what you
saw, or not only will my fucking brothers will be dead, but they’ll be missing
their balls too!”
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@ >
Tony and Matt snuck back into the house and up to their kid’s
rooms to get them ready for lunch, and down to the cars before Jon found them.
“When we are alone tonight, you four and I will talk,”
Jon had never been so mad at his brothers.
Getting his kids dressed for lunch, and into the car, they
headed to the bar.
“Where’s Uncle Matt and Uncle Tone,” Romeo asked?
“Lost I guess, maybe they’ll end up with McDonalds for
lunch,” Jon answered as he took the last turn a little sharper than it was
necessary.
Stephanie looked back at her brothers in the backseat.
They shrugged.
“Everything okay Dad?”
Stephanie, the bravest of his kids asked.
“Oh I’m just fucking wonderful Steph, my brothers and
their wives are not so okay,” Jon answered, as he pulled into the bar, and
parked beside Colleen’s bug. “Now Guys,
I want you to be nice and remember to thank Colleen’s mom and dad for dinner.”
“We will Dad,” All four of the kids answered. Climbing
out of the Chevelle they headed to the kitchen door.
“There they are,” Maggie said as she took off her
apron. “Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone is in the bar, go on in.”
“Happy Thanksgiving,” Jon said as he hugged Maggie.
The kids got a hug too, and said their Happy
Thanksgivings, and headed into the bar.
“Did my brothers and their kids get here,” Jon asked as
he leaned on the counter.
“They did, just a few minutes before you did,” Maggie
laughed.
“Good,” Jon said, ‘that means they did get lost.’ He
laughed along with Maggie.
I'm confused, why is Jon so mad at his brothers when he's the one that acted like a randy teenager outside against the car - own our actions Mr Rockstar.
ReplyDeleteHaha, it's his own fault for having sex out where anyone could see them. They are lucky no paps saw them.
ReplyDeleteHaha sehr lustig geschrieben aber sehr peinlich für Jon.wenn das Col.erfährt,ohje.
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