Chapter 61 HO HO HO

 HO HO OH NO

The bedroom door flew open and four little kids jumped on the bed, one of them barely missing little Jonny.  Colleen pulled the covers over her head, glad she had on her nightgown when they finally went to sleep.  Jon on the other hand was buck naked under the covers.

“Santa came, Santa came,” Four voices squealed so high only dolphins could understand.

Maggie stood in the doorway biting back her laughter.

“Breakfast first my darlings,” Maggie shoed the kids out.  “I bought you about twenty minutes, you better hurry.”  Maggie closed the door as her laughter could be heard as she went downstairs.

Jon pulled the quit off Colleen’s head.

“Your mom said twenty minutes,” Jon snuggled close, his hand going under the tail of her gown.  “You want your present now or later?”

“You only have eighteen minutes now,” Colleen mumbled as she lifted her hips for Jon to ease up the gown.

Jon smiled as she started to move over Colleen when the door opened with no knock.

“Dad, Santa time for the little dudes,” Jesse, Jake, Romeo, and Stephanie stood in the open doorway.

“Shut the door,” Colleen giggled.

“With you four on the other side,” Jon groaned.  “GET OUT.”

His four kids backed out of the door and shut the door, rolling with laughter.

“Damn locks on the door next year, I swear this will not be a new tradition for them,” Jon continued to slide his hips between her open thighs.

“Fifteen minutes,” Colleen giggled. Colleen sat up so Jon could pull her gown over her head. She put her hands on his shoulders. “If the next person is my dad or Jamie I will kill them.”

“My brothers understand a closed door means keep your ass out,” Jon said as he pulled her nipple between his lips.

“Ah,” Colleen gasped.  “How about their wives?”  It was hard for her to talk as Jon played in her folds till all words left her head.

“Then you can kill them,” Jon groaned no other words were needed.

They used their last twelve minutes to the fullest, a quick shower later they joined the family down in the kitchen.

Things got crazy when the doors to the living room opened at the screaming started.  After all the packages were opened, Colleen slipped away to put out the personal gifts for Jon. These were nowhere PG13 packages.  Jon must’ve beat her upstairs because her side of the bed was covered with packages.

She never heard the door open and close till the lock clicking in.

“I see Santa came while we were downstairs,” Jon said coming up behind her.  He wrapped her in his arms and kissed her neck.

“He’s been very busy,” Colleen said turning in his arms.

“Think he peeked in on us earlier?  Just to see if we went downstairs,” Jon said as he kissed her lips.

“Well you know he sees you when you’re good or bad,” Colleen snuggled in his arms.

“Well we were sort of bad,” Jon patted her on her bottom.

“But we are so good at being bad, don’t you think?” Colleen asked him as she rubbed his butt.

“Let’s open these before we need that bed, some of them are breakable,” Jon said as he let her come out of his arms.

They moved to their side of the bed and picked up the first package. Seems they went to the same stores.  

“Well it must be true that when you stop believing in Santa you get underwear,” Colleen laughed as she opened panties, teddies, and sexy pantie bra sets.

Jon smiled as he held up his penis warmers, jockey briefs, and undershirts.

The one that got the most screams was the albums and the IOU from Sir Paul McCartney for the Meet the Beatles album that was destroyed.

“I told him we’d come and pick it up on the way home,” Jon told her only to nearly fall of the bed, as she launched herself to hug him.

The rest of the packages were quickly opened, seems they had the same idea at the bookstore buying duplicate copies of the Fifty Shades trilogy books.

“Well, we won’t have to share when we read them,” Colleen laughed.  “I bet the clerk gave you a strange look.”

“I told her it was for my girlfriend,” Jon laughed. “Matt bought a set for Desi too.”

“Tony too,” that made them both laugh a little louder.

Colleen leaned over and kissed Jon.  “Thank you, I better go help mom and the ladies get lunch ready.”  

“Oh babe, Stephanie isn’t going on the cruise, Greg and his girls will be here for lunch,” Jon told her as she unlocked the door to go downstairs. “She’s going home with them tonight.”

“Good, I knew she was hoping they would change their minds about her being with them,” Colleen said as she looked back at Jon.

“If they hurt her,” was all Jon said.

Greg and the girls got there with packages for Stephanie.  Colleen pulled out the boxes she had picked up for Stephanie to give the girls, just in case. They squealed at the American Girl dolls and hugged Stephanie.

After Lunch, they saw Greg, Stephanie, and the girls off, with promises of pictures of the cruise.  Jon called his dad to wish him a Merry Christmas to find out he was home in New Jersey while mom was still in Miami.  They talked for a while and Jon texted his mom with a Merry Christmas and a family photo.  He sent the one of all over them on the stairs with him and Colleen standing to the side of the steps, making sure it said Family Christmas picture in the text heading. 

Much later as the younger kids got to sleep, the adults repacked suitcases for the plane ride to India.  Jon had the big plane sent to take them to India, instead of the band plane, just to hold the luggage.

“Just to think you get to wear your new bikini tomorrow on the ship,” Jon said as he closed his suitcase and started on his go-bag.

“I have to pack more than the bikini Jon,” Colleen scolded him.  “Maybe some short sets and sundresses.”

“Don’t forget your new panties and bra’s,” Jon laughed.  “Well, you can leave out the bras.”

Colleen rolled her eyes at Jon.

“Did you just roll your eyes at me?” Jon asked.

“Yes Christian,” Colleen laughed.

“OH no you didn’t just call me HIS name,” Jon groaned.  I’m nowhere like him.”

“I think you two share a lot of idiosyncrasies,” Colleen said as she closed her suitcase and grabbed her own go-bag. “The pops on my butt for one, or is that just a man thing?”  She took it into the bathroom to pack her pills and Jon’s vitamins, coming out she added her kindle and the fifty shades books, along with slippers and sandals.

“Well I think it’s a guy thing, we see those heart-shaped bottoms and our hands itch to touch it,” Jon told her.

“Well I loaded the movies on your laptop when you were down having a beer with dad,” She giggled as she finished loading her bag and zipping it shut, putting it next to her suitcase by the doors.

“You put porn on my laptop?” Jon had just zipped his laptop bag.

“It’s not porn, they are R. rated,” Colleen sat on the bed to take off her shoes.  “I know you’ve watched porn before.”