Chapter 64

 Jon rolled over and wonder of wonder the bed was empty. “Fuckin hell,” Jon moaned.  Sitting up he listened to see if she was just in the bathroom, nope all quiet.  “Did I not tell her, she had to be in bed till I woke up?  I distinctly remember telling her those words.”

Just then he heard the key in the lock on the door.  It began to slowly open, the smell of coffee hit him, had she gone to get him coffee?  Colleen slowly backed into the room rolling a cart of coffee, covered plates and Danish.  

“Did I not tell you Miss O’Sullivan, future Mrs. Bongiovi, you are to be in this bed when I wake up?” Jon asked in a very dominating voice.

“Shit, you were supposed to be asleep when I got back,” Colleen gasped.  Dressed in one of Jon’s tee shirts and her flip flops. “I was planning on breakfast in bed.”

‘”I was planning on us having a morning sex break,” Jon told her as she pushed the cart close to the foot of the bed. 

“You’re always thinking of a morning round of hide the pickle,” Colleen laughed as she fixed him a plate of eggs, bagel and bacon.  Adding a mug of coffee he walked to his side of the bed handing him the mug and plate, then leaning down kissed his lips.

“Hide the pickle hum, big chilly willy or a kosher dill?”  He put the plate on his lap and sipped the coffee.

“Gherkin because they’re crispy to taste,” Colleen giggled and tried to get away from Jon’s grabbing hands.  Losing the battle she ended up ass in a plate of warm eggs. “Shit, how do we explain egg yellow on my ass when they do the laundry?”

“Gherkin, a fucking Gherkin is small, more like a Kosher Dill, to hell with the laundry” Jon said pulling the steaming sheet off his chest.

“Who told you to grab me before setting the fucking cup down?” Colleen struggled to get off his lap and back to standing, ripping the coffee stained shirt over her head.  There were red spots on her chest and neck.  Rushing into the bathroom to splash water on her next.  “I have fucking coffee Hickes.”

“Next time don’t get out of bed,” Jon said as he pulled the sheets off the bed and put them in a pile by the door. Picking up the cold and congealed eggs off the floor, putting the plate on the cart.

“Ok, next time,” Colleen stuck her head out of the bathroom door.  “Will shower sex erase the missing morning hide the pickle?”

“I think this once that would be a yes,” Jon said as he headed to the bathroom.

Much later they joined the family around the table, Jon walked over to the buffet set up and fixed two plates.  When he got back to the table, sitting one before Colleen and then sitting down, with his own plate when the young lady filled his coffee cup and Colleen’s.

“I thought I saw you earlier on my jog around the deck, take a food trolley to the room?” Matt asked as he sipped his coffee.

“We had a little mishap with a cup of coffee and a plate of eggs,” Colleen said looking down at her plate trying not to laugh.

Jon gave Matt his own personal stink eye, Matt just laughed it off.

Colleen looked at Jon and busted out laughing along with Matt.

Jon rolled his eyes and joined in the laughter.

The purser came to the table to talk about putting out the sea toys.  “We have the slide going out and we have Jet Ski’s in the water and float’s for the younger ones.”

Jon thanked her and yelled to his boys about the things for them, and to be careful.  The adults finished eating, Desi asked Colleen to join her and Nina on the tanning deck.  “Matty, watch the kids,” Desi said as she got up from the table.  “You too Tony, you’re on daddy duty,” Nina told him. “Use that new Go Pro you bought for underwater pictures.”

Colleen looked at Jon and smiled as she took off her beach cover-up and showed off her tiny black bikini, “You can join your brothers on Kid Watch.”

The three women headed up the stairs to the top deck. 

“Sun block Colleen, don’t get burned up there,” Jon called as he looked at his brothers smirky faces.  “At least my kids don’t need to be watched.”

“Uncle Jonny, can I ride with you on the jet ski?” Allie asked Jon.  “You won’t dump me off like Daddy.”

Jon looked at Tony and smirked, “You got it Alliekins, give me about thirty minutes and we’ll get on the Jet Ski.”

“Okay Uncle Jonny,” Allie yelled from the launch rim splashing her feet in the water.

Colleen and her future sister in laws claimed a lounger each after lathering up on sun block. 

“You two set a date yet?” Nina asked Colleen. 

“Not yet, but spring sometime, I was thinking of a backyard, but Jon isn’t on board with that idea. He said the paparazzi would be in the air over the whole thing.” Colleen told them as she got on her stomach.

“Yeah that a hazard of marrying a rock god,” Desi told her.  “I loved your small Church at the Hamptons.”

“That would make my parents happy and have the reception at the bar or the club.  I just don’t know how Jon’s mom would take it.” Colleen rolled her eyes. “I need you two to help me pick the perfect dress.”

“Yeah Carol is a handful, but we’d be happy to help with the dress,” Nina said.  “Too bad you can’t do ‘Say Yes To The Dress’ Jon might put his foot down on that.”

“Why would he do that?  Not like I’d do that, I want my dress to be special,” Colleen told them.  “But I wouldn’t put a kibosh on looking there.”

“You got an idea of what you want?”  Desi asked.

“Irish lace, maybe sleeves, Maybe a trumpet style, I haven’t much thought into it,” Colleen told them, which got them to laughing.

One of the ship pursers brought up glasses and a picture of water with cucumbers in it.

“Ooh spa water,” Nina moaned accepting a goblet of spa water.

Desi took hers and Colleen took hers.

“A toast to the next Jovi wife.”  Nina said as the girls leaned in to click glasses.

“To Colleen,” Desi said.

“To Colleen,” Answered Nina.

Colleen giggled.

 The purser went to the captain with the information she got from the three woman on the sundeck.  The purser then went to the ladies that would do the master bedroom and informed them of the engaged couple that were in that room. Rose petals on the bed were warranted.

The rest of the day was spent in the water and the sundeck.  The girls went on mommy duty while the guys hit the sundeck.